Now I'm not currently looking for employment due to my class schedule which I just expanded, but this caught my eye on Craigslist.
"As a member of the Bonefish team, you would be expected to make guest feel as if they were a guest in your home. The internal guests, your team mates would feel as if we were working in a cohesive environment to better serve our guests. If you feel you are a team player and have a passion for creating a lasting great impression for our guest then apply in person at..."
I don't think I should apply, I have many passions in life, but "creating a lasting great impression for our guest" is not one of them.
I also like how the corporate lings calls staff members "internal guests", they are not guests they are employees. What a crock, that line cracked me up though!